Pi Dang

Pi Dang is just one of my co-teachers, but she is the one with the raunchiest humor, so I love her.

There are several stories to tell about Pi Dang:

1. On her 50th birthday, she told everyone that she looked 50 from the front, but 18 from the back. She then turned around to show all the other teachers her ass.

2. I once told Pi Dang that I didn't like to wear a bra when it was very hot. She then lifted up her shirt to show me her corset.

3. Pi Dang and I refer to ourselves as Dting and Dtong. Dting-dtong means crazy in Thai. She suggested we get tattoos of these names on our backs and then wear bikinis to the beach to show them off.

4. The other day I was looking at another co-teachers name tag. When I mentioned that I wasn't staring at her boobs, Pi Dang looked up and mentioned, "Aranya has big boobs. Kelly has small boobs." Then she told me about other teachers' boobs in the room.

5. Pi Dang is the teacher in the previous post who stands in front of the fan, let's her skirt fly up a little and then tells me she's sexy.

6. Pi Dang loves wearing any clothing with a Playboy symbol.

7. Today my male co-teacher, Thanawat, asked me what a hole puncher was in English. After I told him, he explained it to Pi Dang. Pi Dang then looked at me, raised her eyebrows and said, "Kelly...you know, Thanawat has a hole puncher too." Ridiculous.


I'm just saying... this woman is amazing.